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Alcohol is way of life for some people and some more than others. We usally call people who had a little too much to drink, Drunks. And today my assignment is to look in bars and find out what drunks do. I will be asking bar tenders, drunks, and maybe someone else.......

John: So how many drinks who you say you serve a night?

        Bar tender: Ummmm....... about 300.

John: who are some regulars???

        Bar tender: that guy sitting in the corner with the empty beer bottles next to him.

John: (walks over to the guy) So i heard you were a regular here.

            Drunk guy: (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

John: sir please wake up!

            Drunk guy: (zzzz).....AHHHHHH!!! WHO ARE YOU??

John: I'm a reporter and I was wondering if you could answer some of my questions??

            Drunk guy: NO!!! I'm tried

John: please sir, it will take only a few minutes

            Drunk guy: fiiiiirrrst of all my na... name is nnnot siirr, itss mr. ummmm.... i forgot, but i know it is not sir. and im tried so go away!

All i have to say is never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever get a drunk man mad.

John: alright sir.....oops

            Drunk guy: what did youuu call me? You will pay for that!!!

John: no im sorry....

            Drunk guy: (calls other drunks) killlllll himmm!!!!!!!!!!!

             I just made it out of there alive, luckily. Well I guess I learned an important lesson today....never ever get a drunk man pissed and if you do, you better hope he is pretty intoxicated.

 

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