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Insults against peoples faces

When someone says, "My leg hurts." or any other body part,  Respond with "Face hurt?  Cause its killing me"

When someone says, "That person over there is offensive." Respond with "Well your face is offensive!"

When someone says, "Iíve got a headache." Respond with "When I look at your face I get a headache."

When someone says, "I feel like Iím going to throw up." Respond with "Your face makes me want to throw up."

When someone says, "kiss my ass" Respond with  "I'd rather kiss your ass than your face."