Insults
against peoples faces
When someone
says, "My leg hurts." or any other body part,
Respond with "Face hurt? Cause
its killing me"
When someone
says, "That person over there is offensive." Respond with "Well
your face is offensive!"
When someone
says, "I’ve got a headache." Respond with "When I look at your
face I get a headache."
When someone
says, "I feel like I’m going to throw up." Respond with "Your
face makes me want to throw up."
When someone
says, "kiss my ass" Respond with "I'd rather kiss
your ass than your face."