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How pot is made: a mostly true story

 

        Today my assignments finding out how pot is made. I am in the Caribbean, I'm not exactly sure where because I think my pilot was on crack, but that is a different story. Here is my interview with a pot maker and a pot head...........
 
        John: so how exactly is pot made?
 
        pot maker: (with a carribain accent) well the process is rather difficult, first you grow the pot....
 
      pothead 3: who are you?
 
     John: I'm reporting how pot is made.
 
      pothead 3: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh whos porting?
 
     John: no Im' reporting
 
     pothead 3: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Im' want to go smoke. (leaves the room)
 
       pot maker: well back to pot........secondly you pick the pot and clean it.
 
      John: do you have a special method?
 
       pot maker: well that part is up to my pothead friend.
 
         pothead 3: (walks in the door) whos tallllkiiiin shhhhhit about meeeeee?
 
         John: no one is
 
          pothead 3: youuuuuu liar!!!!!!! I'm the only person who can talk shit about me!!!!1
 
          John: but i was........
 
          pothead 3: i don't care what you said, your dead!
 
          John: but i..........
 
          pothead 3: (attacks john)
     

 

     After that interview i spent the next 4 days in the hospital for a broken arm and and lots of bruses.
lets just say im going to stay away from pot heads for awhile......
 
 
article by Nascarman005