Well I finally
back from the hospital. Luckily, there were no pot heads in my
area. But now that i am back I must continue interviewing.
Today, my assignment is to interview a drug dealer. Now
hopefully he isn't busy........
John: Well the talk on the street is that your the top drug
dealer in town. Is that right sir?
Dealer: Umm...... Of couse not police.
John: I not an officer, I'm a reporter for UTH.
Dealer: ohhhhhhhhh. Do you want some drugs?
John: No thanks, I'm trying to stop. I have some questions for
Dealer: Well as long as your not cops......OK.
John: About how many pot heads come to buy stuff a day?
Dealer: ohhh....i dont know......maybe......
Pot head: (comes in) i got the money.....where's the pot?
Dealer: im out of dope today....but would you like some
Pot head: I need the pot!
John: ( has flash backs to other interviews.....guns, fighting,
hurt!) ahhhhh! well i think i should go now.
Pot head: YOU HAVE THE POT DON'T YOU?!
John: NO I don't, I swear!
Pot head: I WANT POT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
John: AHHHHHHHHH!(starts running)
Pot head: GIVE ME THE POT!!!!!!!!!(chasing john)
John: please I don't have any!
Pot head: GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!