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  A regular day of a drug dealer, well not quite. 

         Well I finally back from the hospital. Luckily, there were no pot heads in my area. But now that i am back I must continue interviewing. Today, my assignment is to interview a drug dealer. Now hopefully he isn't busy........
 
John: Well the talk on the street is that your the top drug dealer in town. Is that right sir?
 
Dealer: Umm...... Of couse not police.
 
John: I not an officer, I'm a reporter for UTH.
 
Dealer: ohhhhhhhhh. Do you want some drugs?
 
John: No thanks, I'm trying to stop. I have some questions for you though.
 
Dealer: Well as long as your not cops......OK.
 
John: About how many pot heads come to buy stuff a day?
 
Dealer: ohhh....i dont know......maybe......
 
Pot head: (comes in) i got the money.....where's the pot?
 
Dealer: im out of dope today....but would you like some majrawana?
 
Pot head: I need the pot!
 
John: ( has flash backs to other interviews.....guns, fighting, hurt!) ahhhhh! well i think i should go now.
 
Pot head: YOU HAVE THE POT DON'T YOU?!
 
John: NO I don't, I swear!
 
Pot head: I WANT POT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
John: AHHHHHHHHH!(starts running)
 
Pot head: GIVE ME THE POT!!!!!!!!!(chasing john)
 
John: please I don't have any!
 
Pot head: GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

 

 
 
 
 
 
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