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No sleep for you


  1. Get a game boy, then take an old game with continuous music like Dr. Mario, Open door and slide it into their room.  They would most likely not want to get up and turn off the game
  2. Why put someone's hand in water when you can just pour it on them.  In most cases this is effected and you don't have to wait for them to wet themselves
  3. Get a strobe light and face it to their bed.  Put it on the highest speed for best results
  4. Poke the person continuously.  Keep poking them after they wake for best results
  5. Why poke them when you can slap them.  Make sure that their face is exposed for great results. 
  6. Tickle them, but never tickle their foot cause you don't want to get kick especially in the nuts
  7. Burp right in their face.  At most parties or households soda is close by get a can drink it and you can easily burp in their face
  8. What's the next gross thing farting.  Fart in there face
  9. Get some headphones put it on the highest sound, put them on someone and run away
  10. Set their alarm clock to any time between 1:00 and 5:00
  11. Go into the next room, run your fastest then jump onto them to wake them up
  12. Get ice and put it down their shirt
  13. Put whipped cream on someone's pillow while they are out of the room when they come back splat


Note: If you do any of these things the person will fine out and will most likely want to get you back so beware


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