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The Top Five things you need to remember while running away from the cops

5.  Drop donut box's this will slow them down

4.  don't tell him that you will stop selling drugs cause you know you wont

3.  don't kill any cops they will stop looking for you

2.  run in zig zags they tire fast

1.  if you are a man do not flash them your nipples