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The Top Five things you need to remember while selling stuff

5.  Tell them your low in stock and that you will have to raise the price

4.  Do not punch them in the kidney and force them to buy stuff

3.  Do not black mail them and force them to buy stuff

2.  Tell them that you use the money to buy food for your family, not that your using it to buy pot

1.  If your a man don't flash them your nipples they will run away