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There used to be a telemarketer that kept calling me. But once it was my turn to ask th questions, they stopped calling. Here is my interview with a telemarketer.

(RING!)

Nascarman005: DAMN KIDS BROKE MY WINDOW!

(RING!)

Nascarman005: hello?

Telemarketer: hello sir and/or Madame. I am here to tell you about.........

Nascarman005:(Hangs up)

(a few hours later)

(RING)

Nascarman005: hello?

Telemarketer: hello sir and/or Madame. I am here to tell you about.........(stopped listening).........would you like to sign up?

Nascarman005: how about I ask you some stuff? how come you keep calling my house!?!?!?!

Telemarketer: umm.....

Nascarman005: YEAH that's right! you have no answer! so just stop calling!

Telemarketer: please calm down sir and/or Madame

Nascarman005: I'll calm down once you stop calling!

Telemarketer: please.......

Nascarman005: No how about you shut up you (Beep) (Beep) (Beep) (Beep) (Beep) (Beep) (Beep) (Beep) (Beep) (Beep) (Beep) (Beep)!

Telemarketer:.............................(hangs up)

Nascarman005: HA, I told her off



Later that day, I got arrested for Harassing the telemarketer. Well I learned my lesson, ill just go out an buy one of the crappy telemarketer blockers.