You're so stupid, you asked for a price check at the 99-cents store.

 

You're so stupid, you looked in the mirror and said, Who's that?

 

You're so stupid, you thought a quarterback was a refund.

 

You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, What color?

 

You're so stupid, you got locked a super-market and starved to death

 

You're so stupid, that you tried to rob a police station

 

You're so stupid, that you stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."

 

You're so stupid, that you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

 

You're so stupid, you sold your car for gas money.

 

You're so stupid, you got hit by a old lady

 

You're so stupid, you filled out a job application and where it said, "Don't Write Below This Line," so you wrote "Okay!"

 

You're so stupid, you tripped over a cordless phone.