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     A regular day of a drug dealer, well not quite. 

         Well i finally back from the hospital. Luckly, there were no pot heads in my area. But now that i am back i must continue interveiwing. Today, my assignment is to interview a drug dealer. Now hopefully he isnt busy........
 
John: Well the talk on the street is that your the top drug dealer in town. Is that right sir?
 
Dealer: Umm...... Of couse not police.
 
John: I not an officer, I'm a repoter for UTH.
 
Dealer: ohhhhhhhhh. Do you want some drugs?
 
John: No thanks, I'm tryin to stop. I have some questions for you though.
 
Dealer: Well as long as your not cops......OK.
 
John: About how many pot heads come to buy stuff a day?
 
Dealer: ohhh....i dont know......maybe......
 
Pot head:(comes in) i got the money.....weres the pot?
 
Dealer: im out of dope today....but would you like some majrawana?
 
Pot head: I need the pot!
 
John: ( has flash backs to other interviews.....guns, fighting, hurt!) ahhhhh! well i think i should go now.
 
Pot head: YOU HAVE THE POT DONT YOU?!
 
John: NO I dont, I swear!
 
Pot head: I WANT POT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
John: AHHHHHHHHH!(starts running)
 
Pot head: GIVE ME THE POT!!!!!!!!!(chasing john)
 
John: please I dont have any!
 
Pot head: GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

        well i chased all the way to my car. And the pot head started tipping it over. He was breaking the glass and pounding the car! I almost wet myself. Then the police came and took him away. Luckily, no one got hurt this time. But my car bill was another problem. It was totaled. My next assignment will not involve pot heads anymore, but real people. Regular every day students at RFMS. (well maybe not "Regular" students)(lol)
 
 
 
 
 
 
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