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   This interview with Tom C. is totally true. If you don't believe me ask tom your self. Well as you will see this interview will laugh......

Nascarman005: Are you or have you ever been a hobo?
jackassmidgit: I like to think of myself as a hobo at heart, you know- most of the time I have no money and I have to mooch food off of people
Nascarman005: Is or has any one in your family been a hobo?
jackassmidgit: I like to think of myself as a hobo at heart but everybody outside of my family is rich yes or no
Nascarman005: one answer please
jackassmidgit: um kind of
Nascarman005: What is your favorite color and why?
jackassmidgit: good question  I like to think of myself as a sort- of burgendy although I don't know what that really is.  it just has this ring that you're special in your own sort of special way
Nascarman005: What was the stupidest moment in your life, (besides your birth)?
jackassmidgit: Guess what?       I have a fiber- optic bunny
Nascarman005: answer the question please
jackassmidgit: oh- I guess when I dropped my pencil on the ground, and then it got all dirty, because there was a little grip- thing on it
Nascarman005: How old are you in dog years?
jackassmidgit: a lucky seven this June... although I think my birthday's in July
Nascarman005: What question number is this? (you have 5 seconds to answer it)
jackassmidgit: 194o20w4802498234 or 5  I really answered that in 5 seconds
Nascarman005: Do you or have you ever used drugs?
jackassmidgit: I have Flonase down in my kitchen, and I use Advil when I have a headache....I use two
Nascarman005: If yes, how often?
jackassmidgit: I'm supposed to once every morning, but I forget sometimes
Nascarman005: What question number is this?
jackassmidgit: 4
Nascarman005: Why am i asking you these questions?
jackassmidgit: because you need moral superiority in this time of emotional need for your surrounding details
Nascarman005: Why are you here?
jackassmidgit: Something about a boy bee and a girl bee
Nascarman005: Why are you answering these redicuous questions?
jackassmidgit: because I need moral superiority
Nascarman005: What question number is this?
jackassmidgit: 5
Nascarman005: How often do you visit Useless Things and Hobos?
jackassmidgit: the average of 5 and .sdflkj a week in dog years
Nascarman005: Do you have any comments about this questionare?
jackassmidgit: what do you think I should name my fiber- optic bunny?
Nascarman005: answer the question
jackassmidgit: oooo- look at you, Mr. Superiority  well, I forget- what is the question?
Nascarman005: answer it please
jackassmidgit: fine I'll look up what question is this?
Nascarman005: fine here it is: Do you have any comments about this questionare?
jackassmidgit: I just told you my ponder
Nascarman005: If so, how many?
jackassmidgit: it was- what question is this?  I think I can make the asumption of one
Nascarman005: What question number is this?
jackassmidgit: 4
Nascarman005: What is your name?
jackassmidgit: my middle name is James.  Mr. Carter told me that his middle name is Thomas.   that's my name.  but Tom
Nascarman005: Are you a hoboholic?
jackassmidgit: no, I am not a homo  I'm a homie
Nascarman005: If not, you should be because you took the hobo quiz. So now you are an offical hoboholic!
jackassmidgit: With my The Playmate, Fred from the 'Hood
Nascarman005: thanks for takin the test
jackassmidgit: I never said I wasn't
Nascarman005: brb
jackassmidgit: what?

      well this was only the first of many real interviews.............
 
      If you would like to be next, just ask me.
 
 
 
 
 
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