Today my assignmentis finding out how pot is made. I am in the carribain, im not exactly sure where because i thimk my pilot was on crack, but that is a different story. Here is my interview with a pot maker and a pot head...........
John: so how exactly is pot made?
pot maker: (with a carribain accent) well the process is rather difficult, first you grow the pot....
pothead 3: who are you?
John: im reporting how pot is made.
pothead 3: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh whos porting?
John: no im reporting
pothead 3: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im want to go smoke. (leaves the room)
pot maker: well back to pot........secondly you pick the pot and clean it.
John: do you have a special methoid?
pot maker: well that part is up to my pothead friend.
pothead 3: (walks in the door) whos tallllkiiiin shhhhhit about meeeeee?
John: no one is
pothead 3: youuuuuu lier!!!!!!! im the only person who can talk shit about me!!!!1
John: but i was........
pothead 3: i don't care what you said, your dead!
John: but i..........
pothead 3: (attacks john)