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The Top Five things you need to remember while getting money from your parents

5.  Ask for small bills first and work your way up to the 20's parents are not as smart as you think

4.  Ask them right after you do something good not after they find the pound of pot in your room

3.  Make sure your brothers or sisters are not close by they will ask for money too and you will get less because your parents will split it

2.  When they say get a job tell them that you are trying.  Note: this works for about half a year

1.  Do not flash them your nipples the have seen them before it doesn't help