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The Top Five things you need to remember while getting pulled over

5.  Do not try to sell the cop drugs

4.  Do not yell at the person you kidnapped to shut up

3.  When the cop asks you to walk a straight line do not tell him to hold your beer

2.  Do not try to run away cop dogs might try to bite your family jewels

1.  If you are a man do not flash your nipples