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The Top Five things you need to remember while getting robbed

5.  Don't tell him about the 20 that your hiding in your sock

4.  Don't pull out your gun he will shot you

3.  Don't run away, criminals are used to running 

2.  Don't call for the police the robbers will shot you, well with some of them you can call for them because they are pot heads

1.  If your a man do not flash your nipples, in most case's this doesn't help