You're so flat that when you went to Tokyo they ran and said "oh my god its Flatzilla
You're so flat that when you went clubbing they said that the cross dress party was last
You're so flat that the floor gets
You're so flat that when you want in to the bathroom the girls ran out screaming
You're so flat that at school they put you on the boys team
You're so flat that when you went to a topless beach girls were hitting on you
You're so flat that when the painters were painting your house they painted you cause they thought you were a wall.
You're so flat, it's like someone ran over you with a steamroller
You're so flat, the plastic surgeon thought you were a man
You're so flat that when you went to school, people thought you had a disability.
You're so flat, and you're momma's so fat, you'd think she sits on you daily.
You're so flat that you had to get the words front tattoo on your front
You're so flat that people some times mistake your for doors when you stand in an open doorway.
You're so flat that when you lay on the floor people think your a carpet.