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You're so flat that when you went to Tokyo they ran and said "oh my god its Flatzilla

You're so flat that when you went clubbing they said that the cross dress party was last

You're so flat that the floor gets

You're so flat that when you want in to the bathroom the girls ran out screaming

You're so flat that at school they put you on the boys team

You're so flat that when you went to a topless beach girls were hitting on you

You're so flat that when the painters were painting your house they                                                                   painted you cause they thought you were a wall.

You're so flat, it's like someone ran over you with a steamroller

You're so flat, the plastic surgeon thought you were a man

You're so flat that when you went to school, people thought you had a disability.

You're so flat, and you're momma's so fat, you'd think she sits on you daily.

You're so flat that you had to get the words front tattoo on your front

You're so flat that people some times mistake your for doors when you stand in an open doorway.

You're so flat that when you lay on the floor people think your a carpet.