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Your so ugly

You're so ugly that, when you were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!

You're so ugly, when your mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

You are so hideously ugly, that at Christmas, we hang you up and kiss the mistletoe.

You're so ugly, that your imaginary friend played with other kids!

You're so ugly, That you turn the opposite sex gay

You're so ugly, that monkeys won't even go out with you.

You're so ugly, that at Halloween you don't even need to dress up.

You're so ugly that they won't let in the mirror store.

You're so ugly that a blind person was scared of you.

You're so ugly that your not allowed in a retirement home because you'll kill the old people just by looking at them

You're so ugly that a hobo won't go out with you even if you pay him

You're so ugly that when you were in wal*mart someone said I didn't know the circus was in town

You're so ugly that make-up won't go on you

You're so ugly that the freak show rejected you

You're so ugly that people won't talk to you over the phone

You're so ugly that everyone in your neighborhood left just because you moved in

You're so ugly that your pet ran away the 1st day you got it

You're so ugly that NASA sent you too the moon

You're so ugly that your bathroom mirror said out of service

You're so ugly that Mike Tyson won't get in the ring with you

You're so ugly that when someone said to take out the trash someone picked you up and put you in the trash

You're so ugly that People pay you not to go to nude

You're so ugly that the mail man is afraid of going to your house to give you the mail

You're so ugly that you put pictures of other people on your mirrors because you were scared to look at yourself

You're so ugly that you won the staring contest because no one wanted to look at you

You're so ugly that you have to wear a Halloween mask to look good

You're so ugly that when you were born your mom said please put him back in

Your so ugly that when you were on TV. they had to censure your face