Today my assignments
finding out how pot is made. I am in the Caribbean, I'm not
exactly sure where because I think my pilot was on crack, but
that is a different story. Here is my interview with a pot maker
and a pot head...........
John: so how
exactly is pot made?
pot maker: (with
a carribain accent) well the process is rather difficult,
first you grow the pot....
pothead 3:
who are you?
John: I'm reporting how
pot is made.
pothead 3: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh whos
porting?
John: no Im' reporting
pothead 3: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Im' want to go smoke. (leaves the room)
pot
maker: well back to pot........secondly you pick the pot and
clean it.
John: do you
have a special method?
pot maker: well
that part is up to my pothead friend.
pothead
3: (walks in the door) whos tallllkiiiin shhhhhit about
meeeeee?
John:
no one is
pothead
3: youuuuuu liar!!!!!!! I'm the only person who can talk shit
about me!!!!1
John:
but i was........
pothead
3: i don't care what you said, your dead!
John:
but i..........
pothead
3: (attacks john)