The Top Five things you need to remember while in a jail
5. Don't eat the mystery meat, because you never know what the brown bad smelling stuff is
4. Always act tuff you don't want to get raped by big Bruce
3. Don't get a prison tattoo because you will get sick and die, well you can get one your in jail your screwed no mater what
2. Do not break out a day before your sentence is over
1. When you drop your soap don't bend down to pick it up