You're
so stupid that when your crack was stolen, you reported it to the police
You're
so stupid, you asked for a price check at the 99-cents store.
You're so stupid, you looked in the mirror and said, Who's that?
You're
so stupid, you thought a quarterback was a refund.
You're
so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, What
color?
You're
so stupid, you got locked a super-market and starved to death
You're
so stupid, that you tried to rob a police station
You're
so stupid, that you stared at the orange juice carton because it said
"concentrate."
You're
so stupid, that you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the
other side.
You're
so stupid; you sold your car for gas money.
You're
so stupid, you got hit by a old lady
You're
so stupid, you filled out a job application and where it said,
"Don't Write Below This Line," so you wrote
"Okay!"
You're so stupid; you tripped over a cordless phone.