Your so ugly
You're
so ugly that, when you were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!
You're
so ugly, when your mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for
littering!
You
are so hideously ugly, that at Christmas, we hang you up and kiss the mistletoe.
You're
so ugly, that your imaginary friend played with other kids!
You're
so ugly, That you turn the opposite sex gay
You're
so ugly, that monkeys won't even go out with you.
You're
so ugly, that at Halloween you don't even need to dress up.
You're
so ugly that they won't let in the mirror store.
You're
so ugly that a blind person was scared of you.
You're
so ugly that your not allowed in a retirement home because you'll kill the old
people just by looking at them
You're
so ugly that a hobo won't go out with you even if you pay him
You're
so ugly that when you were in wal*mart someone said I didn't know the circus was
in town
You're
so ugly that make-up won't go on you
You're
so ugly that the freak show rejected you
You're
so ugly that people won't talk to you over the phone
You're
so ugly that everyone in your neighborhood left just because you moved in
You're
so ugly that your pet ran away the 1st day you got it
You're
so ugly that NASA sent you too the moon
You're
so ugly that your bathroom mirror said out of service
You're so ugly that Mike Tyson won't get in the ring with you
You're so ugly that when someone said to take out the trash someone picked you up and put you in the trash
You're so ugly that People pay you not to go to nude
You're so ugly that the mail man is afraid of going to your house to give you the mail
You're so ugly that you put pictures of other people on your mirrors because you were scared to look at yourself
You're so ugly that you won the staring contest because no one wanted to look at you
You're so ugly that you have to wear a Halloween mask to look good
You're so ugly that when you were born your mom said please put him back in
Your so ugly that when you were on TV. they had to censure your face