Before the show
Mr. T: Hey how's it going? wait no...
Backstage person: Sir why are you talking to the mirror?
Mr. T: I'm just practicing umm wait nothing
Backstage person: You were thinking of ways on hitting on the hoe weren't you?
Mr. T: I pity the foo who wants to go out with that lovely person.. I mean that ugly good for nothing hoe
Backstage person: Never mind your just weird... Ok here's how it goes its down to these men. There's a Hill Billy his name is Billy bob. It says his dream person is... wait does this say someone who looks like my sister? Ahh well that will be weird what a freak he likes his sister. It says that he would take her on a date to the farm so he can show her how to catch a pig what a freak.
Mr. T: you wouldn't like that if someone takes you on a pig hunt?
Backstage person: not really
Mr. T: ill take that off of my list then...
Backstage person: ok.... The other person is a homeless man by the name of what it says Bum as his name . It says his dream person would be a rich person who has at least ten dollars. It says that he would take her on a date to his cardboard box and he can show her his guitar that he plays for people to get money
Mr. T: what's the next freak that they have here
Backstage person: Well it has a note on this person it says really big angry black guy with lots of jewelry and talks in 1st person
Mr. T: wait that wasn't suppose to happen I thought I was past the due date... I mean no angry black people
Backstage person:: Wait that's you
Mr. T: What Mr. T is not a person who wears a lot of jewelry wait.... just go to the next one
Backstage person:: The next person is a midget it says his dream date is someone who wears short dress's so he can look up her dress. Eww Lets just go to the next one
Mr. T: What ever who's the other freak?
Backstage person: Its a 500lb man. His dream date is someone who doesn't eat a lot so he can eat her food when she's not looking.... his dream date is too take her to a hot dog eating contest
Mr. T: hmm
Backstage person: Great its a potheads writing It doesn't make any sense whatever he's on anyways
Backstage person: the last person is a really skinny man and that's all i got on this person
Mr. T: so there's only 5 people?
Backstage person:: Well yeah unless you want to do it cause you were that angry guy
Mr. T: no that wasn't me!
Backstage person: Ok ok. well yeah 5 people one will be gone each week
MR. T walks away and says
T yes 5 people till she's mine! ha ha