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        Well here is another suscessful interview. this interview is with dan p. It is totally true with no script.
this is another interveiw that will split your sides.

Nascarman005: are you or have you ever met a hobo?
halo xbox only: define hobo again?
Nascarman005: look it up in a dictionary
halo xbox only: were too poor so we dont have one
Nascarman005: so you are sayin your a hobo....right?
halo xbox only: umm..... maybe?
Nascarman005: anyone in your family a hobo?
halo xbox only: yes
Nascarman005: who?
halo xbox only: my dog
Nascarman005: do you drink 9 or more glasses of beer, wine, scotch,etc. an hour?
halo xbox only: WHY DO' YOU CARE BIOTCH SO WHAT IF I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT
Nascarman005: do you buy or sell drugs?
halo xbox only: WHAT NOW YOUR GOING TO PISS ME OFF ABOUT THE DRUGS I USE WHAT IS THIS ITS A MOCKERY I TELL YOU !!!!!!
Nascarman005: do you use drugs?
halo xbox only: yeah
Nascarman005: what question number is this?
halo xbox only: 1-20
Nascarman005: why are you taking the questionare?
halo xbox only: i asked to i think. NO WAIT YOU FORCED ME TOO
Nascarman005: what is your favorite food and why?
halo xbox only: beans its all i can get
Nascarman005: how old are you in monkey years?
halo xbox only: over 1
Nascarman005: what question number is this?
halo xbox only: 2-20
Nascarman005: why are you answering these idiotic questions?
halo xbox only: because the WOMON ran away so i had nothing else to do
Nascarman005: why are you even taking this idiotic questionare?
halo xbox only: YOU ASKED THAT ALREADY! wait did you? NO MOCKERY MOCKERY!!!!!!!
Nascarman005: why am i asking you so many questions?
halo xbox only: because you cant count and you want to make fun of me because i can. NOW ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT TOE OR CAN I HAVE IT?!
Nascarman005: what number is this?
halo xbox only: you tell me school girl
Nascarman005: how often do you visit Useless things and hobos?
halo xbox only: mehh......never
Nascarman005: what is your favorite part in UTH?
halo xbox only: UTH? ooo umm pot heads
Nascarman005: do you have any comments on this questionare?
halo xbox only: yes DONT TAKE THIS QUESTIONAIRE ITS NEFARIOUS AND A MOCKERY!!!!!
Nascarman005: who inspired you to be a hobo?
halo xbox only: you did
Nascarman005: if no one did, then you lied because you are one for just taking the questioare!
thanks for taking the test!
Nascarman005: bye
halo xbox only: cool

      The question are different yet they still have the same point across like tom's interview. most of the questions were different and i will keep makin new ones. Remember you ask me if you want to be interviewed, but i cant garentee it will make it. a lot were decined. well there should be a new one soon